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Strangers in Paradise

I'm Becky and I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

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  • Anonymous: If I had a night with, so many unspeakable things would be done ;)

    Ooooooooooooooh I like the sound of this!! Can we *blushes* read comic books in a pillow fort? :3

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    where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan


    bless you

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    Sometimes I’m glad I’m British cause our queen is hilarious and cute.

    Countries without royalty freak me out.
    Like why don’t you have someone that is born and the country stops and is instantly amazed by you. And ehy don’t you have a huge country party for really old people just because they’re born into a family that for some reason is royal.

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    Inbox a number~?

    • 1. What is your best friend's name?
    • 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
    • 3. What are you listening to right now?
    • 4. What's your favorite number?
    • 5. What was the last thing you ate?
    • 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
    • 7. How is the weather right now?
    • 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
    • 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
    • 10. Do you have a significant other?
    • 11. Favorite TV show?
    • 12. Siblings?
    • 13. Height?
    • 14. Hair color?
    • 15. Eye color?
    • 16. Do you wear contacts?
    • 17. Favorite Holiday?
    • 18. Month?
    • 19. Last time you cried?
    • 20. What was the last movie you watched?
    • 21. Favorite day of the year?
    • 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
    • 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
    • 24. Hugs or Kisses?
    • 25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
    • 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
    • 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
    • 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
    • 29. What books are you reading?
    • 30. Piercings?
    • 31. Favorite movies?
    • 32. Favorite football Team?
    • 33. What are you doing right now?
    • 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
    • 37. Dogs or cats?
    • 38. Favorite flower?
    • 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
    • 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
    • 41. Have you ever loved someone?
    • 42. Who would you like to see right now?
    • 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
    • 44. Have you ever fired a gun?
    • 45. Do you like to travel by plane?
    • 46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
    • 47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    • 48. Are you missing someone?
    • 49. Do you have a tattoo?
    • 50. Favorite blog you follow?

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    Things I DO NOT want:

    • Another pretty face
    • Just anyone to hold
    • My love to go to waste

    Things I DO want:

    • You
    • Your beautiful soul

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How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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following back tons♡

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    Like this post
    Ok so this my my grandads pocket watch an I’m wanting it tattood on my thigh with the lyrics “dont wanna waste no more time, times what we dont have” but instead of numbers I’m wanting roman numerals because otherwise it wont look as good and I basically have no drawing talent so I’m wondering if anyone on here is bored and talented and fancies drawing me up a design? flowers, butterflies, skulls, pearls, birds, whatever you want all I ask for is the stopwatch and the quote. please if you can will anyone draw me a design, who knows your design could end up on my thigh for the rest of my life!?



    I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

    wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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    self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

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    Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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